Thursday, October 19, 2023

Even Without Clocks



"...and I am anxiously waiting for the secret of eternal life to be discovered…" Lawrence Ferlinghetti from his poem I Am Waiting


by Zvi Baranoff

Abuelo, like an history professor, extrapolated on the Zone's relationship - or lack thereof - with Chicago, the USA, the rest of the world…and the unlikely events that created a place found on no maps.

For perspective, we considered the Spanish Civil War, the Paris Commune, letters exchanged between Karl Marx and Abraham Lincoln, the dialectics of Bolsheviks and Mensheviks, and the campaign for the eight hour work day before approaching more recent history. 

Abuelo pulled down a screen with a map of Chicago. "This is where I lived in the 1990s," he said, pointing with a broom handle. "By the end of the century, there was a bike collective here, an organic bakery here and a puppet troupe in a warehouse here."

"Well," he continued, "there were urban gardens here and squatters in here."

"Demonstrations usually began in this park, proceeding in this direction. The police would try to block off the marches before they got this far."

"At some point there would be a standoff. The cops formed a phalanx, a bottle would bounce off some cop's helmet or a window would crack somewhere. Clubs would swing, teargas canisters would fly.  Crowds would either flee or fight. Sometimes they built barricades". That was the general pattern for decades. 

We listened to recordings of old speeches and watched films of marches and riots spanning a quarter century.  

There were calls for disbanding the police department, or at very least keeping cops out of the Zone. Some advocated for secession.

Rather than marching towards the police, demonstrators declared parks and streets "liberated" and defended territory. 

The police retaliated by clearing out occupied spaces. Cops attacked the parks, raided the squats, and trampled the gardens. And a bottle would fly or a window would break and the batons were utilized as was teargas.

The frequency of demonstrations increased. Tensions grew. The crowds got larger and more adamant. The police became more brutal.

Those that lived in the Zone anticipated negotiations and compromise leading to increased autonomy. 

What came down from the Federales caught everyone off guard. 

Forever, it had been a bizarre ballet with discordant music. Without warning, the orchestra packed up and left. The dancers did not know what to do.

It was the Ides of March when the Zone was declared to be illegal. All businesses operating within the Zone were ordered to cease activities immediately. The government declared that those "without criminal intent" must vacate the Zone forthwith. 

Electricity to the Zone was cut off. Mail and trash was discontinued. Water was briefly cut, but that required shutting down a line that served a third of Chicago, so the water was soon back on.

Neighborhood meetings stretched into the early morning hours. A collective response was sought but consensus was never quite reached. 

The Police established Security Checkpoints on the main streets. Cars were allowed out, with a screening for outstanding warrants. Then, barriers were placed on all the secondary streets. Soon after, the alleys were blocked. Boulders were placed on the bike paths.

While persistent individuals on foot found ways through the blockade, normal travel and exchange was squashed. The Zone was under quarantine, embargo, siege.

People in the Zone tried using the internet to reach the outside world. Within days, most of the Zone lost that connection. Some would wander with their phones held up in the air, trying to catch a signal near the checkpoints. 

Police drones knocked phones from hands, smashing fingers as well as phones. After a few days, the electronic curtain solidified.  Even those weak signals around the parameters disappeared. The Zone was cut off.

Virtually no news seeped from the Zone. The only information that came in was from the police at the security checkpoints. Much of that information seemed tailored to cause panic. 

Around that time, the Federal government instituted the Universal Cell Phone & Internet Bill of Rights. No law has ever been more mislabeled than this. On the one hand, it assured every American access to the internet, but it bound everyone to the web. 

The governmental presumption is that anyone disconnected for long from the web had died. Dead people don't have bank accounts, health insurance or Social Security. Essentially, anyone remaining in the Zone became dead to the world.

The population of the Zone rapidly dwindled. Those with commitments to jobs and families left. Those with deeper attachments in the neighborhood or with reasons to be disconnected from the outside - such as outstanding warrants - stayed put. Things got really difficult, really quickly.

The Salvagers became key to survival in the Zone. They moved in and out of abandoned properties, determining what was useful. Salvagers oversaw deconstruction projects and coordinated smuggling operations that brought essentials into the Zone. 

To be a Salvager took a level of gumption and willfulness that only the truly committed can maintain. Initially, the Salvagers were a working committee, primarily of squatters. The crews transformed into something closer to a guild or a fraternity.

"Let's go for a walk," Abuelo suggested. 

Sure, why not? I looked around in case of mountain lions or other such. I shrugged my shoulders. I found my hat and coat. 

Abuelo threw some fruit and bread and cheese and such into a shoulder bag and picked up his walking cane. We headed out into the pre-morning darkness.

The weather had turned moderate. The walk was not cold. We entered a stairwell of one of the taller buildings in the Zone. On the roof, there was a fine sheltered space with a lawn and trees and a view of the eastern horizon. Some other locals also found their way to this promontory.  The sun rose in spectacular form. We ate breakfast on that rooftop.

"I have something to show you," Abuelo told me. He led me further through the trails of the Zone. 

We tend to think of city spaces as crowded places, however, if houses are scaled down and roads, offices, commercial buildings, parking lots, trains and such are eliminated, a is a city can be quite spacious and open.

That is the situation in the Zone. Probably three-quarters of the original buildings had been carefully deconstructed, with everything useful transformed. The cottage where I was recuperating was built entirely from repurposed materials. 

We walked another short distance and came to what had been a plaza long ago. There was a building with a clock tower but the face of the clock had been smashed. A pedestal stood unadorned in the center of the former plaza, with neither statuary nor plaque.

"So," Abuelo began. "The more political folks met all day and all night. They argued and fought over ideology and policy. They strived to make decisions by consensus."

"In theory, that meant that everyone came to a common agreement. In practice, there were really few things anyone agreed about. No one liked to be told what to do. No one wanted authority over them. As far as making practical decisions, well…" He trailed off and sat quietly for a while.

Then he continued his tale. "They abolished government, capitalism and money. All that was pretty simple since the government had abandoned the Zone. There was no business. Paper money had already been banned. We were cut off from electronic financial transactions. Those 'decisions' had really already been made for us."

"They went on to do away with sexism, racism, ageism and every other 'ism' they could think of. Then, they took on the issue of time."

"There was a May Day celebration here in the plaza with music and speeches followed by the great debate about time."

"Labor activists decried the old bosses and time clocks. The young and the old argued against being categorized by chronological age. Former prisoners did not want to 'do' time. Anarchists claimed that time was oppressive. New Agers declared time an illusion. Some suggested that if we stopped measuring time we could halt the aging process. Science fiction fans professed that by disconnecting from linear time, time traveling would be possible."

"So, on that May Day, while we partied below, a yahoo with a sledgehammer climbed the tower and destroyed the clock."

"The next day, calendars, day planners, and clocks were piled up and set aflame. Over the next couple of days, several individuals lost their wristwatches to zealots. The Zone was declared free of time for perpetuity."

"That was our last May Day in the Zone. Without a calendar there are no holidays, birthdays, anniversaries, and no yahrzeit candles lit for you when you are gone."

Abuelo balanced himself with his cane. "Somehow, even without clocks and calendars, we still age," he said with resignation and a touch of sadness. 


As we walked home, I asked Abuelo about the empty pedestal in the former plaza. "Oh," he said. "The nihilists wanted to build a monument to nothing, and they did."


This piece was published in the Fall 2023 issue of Fifth Estate. They left off the Ferlinghetti quote and may have made a minor change or two. They have a minor typo... Anyway, I can't complain. 

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Tuesday, January 31, 2023

The Beginning of the Telling of the Planet Birobidzhan Tale


 This is the new introduction to the Planet Birobidzhan story, which has been published in installments on this blog. The story is now the length of a short novel. There is a final editing in process and then I intend to publish this as a book. In the meantime, the story can be read by following the links.


The links to all the earlier posted installments in the order that they were posted are below. (This essentially replaces #17 on that list.) There is also a link to a Glossary.




The Author's Disclaimer & Note


This story is a work of fiction. The setting for this tale is in the distant future, primarily  on the far away Planet Birobidzhan.


This is not an exclusively Jewish story. It is, however, a story about Jews. One does not need to be Jewish to read this tale any more than one needs to be a Hobbit or an Elf to read Lord of the Rings.


I have sprinkled a significant number of Yiddish words and phrases throughout the telling of the tale. I also refer to various Jewish religious and cultural touchstones. 


To make this story more accessible, I have included a glossary of words and phrases in Yiddish and Hebrew that are used as well as some explanations of religious terms and holidays. 


I hope that readers find this to be useful.


Link to the Glossary:

https://21stcenturybogatyr.blogspot.com/2023/01/a-useful-guide-glossary-to-planet.html?m=1



פּלאַנעט ביראָבידזשאַן


The Beginning of the Telling of the Planet Birobidzhan Tale 


An Introduction & Explanation of Sorts


by Zvi Baranoff 

This is the story of how the Planet Birobidzhan came to be settled. 


It is a tale of displacement, exile and a sense of entrapment by fate. This is also the saga of the few that strive to break free from the entanglement of their fate.


Planet Birobidzhan was settled by Jewish exiles from Planet Earth. The population of Planet Birobidzhan has been cut off from the Home Planet for a long  time. The people there have developed their own unique culture, traditions and linguistics. The language spoken on Planet Birobidzhan is primarily Yiddish.


To tell the story of the Yidden of Planet Birobidzhan, and the story of that world where they live, we rely on multiple sources that relay their perspectives. From that vantage point we hope to present a broader understanding of the people of that world. The tale that we tell spans hundreds of years. 


However, to comprehend the mentshn that are described in this tale, one needs to consider their origin, their source,  their wellspring.


Where did our People, our Blessed Ancestors, come from? The simple answer is Planet Earth, of course. But,  that answer explains very little about our lineage. 


All humanity derived from a common lineage, one mother, a single spark. We even all had a single shprakh. What that language was, we do not know. 


Humanity dispersed globally. Each region, and all the peoples of each region, developed their own Mama Loshen, I suppose. Farsheteyt? I  can't say that I really understand, but indeed the shprakh of each of us became babbling in each other's ears. 


Our Father Abraham originated in Ur Kasdim, located in a land that was later known as Iraq. Abraham developed a personal and direct relationship with God  and with that our fate, our bashert as a people, begins to be distinct from the rest of the mentshen of Planet Earth. That relationship with the Creator is the inheritance that his descendants receive, but not evenly distributed. 


Father Abraham's wife had not been able to conceive. Mother Sarah, in her old age, offered her servant as a surrogate to bear children for her. The servant and Abraham's first son, however, are left to fend for themselves in the wilderness because Sarah's reasoning was displaced with jealousy. 


What we know of Abraham's immediate family, and those that follow, we learn from the Tanakh, the assemblage of texts that others call the Old Testament. It serves as a history, a guidepost, a legal structure, a blueprint, a tool for divination and as a national saga. 


Most stories that you will read have a beginning, a middle and an end, and perhaps even a moral. 


It grieves me to say so, es tut mir layd,

it hurts me, but I am not really sure how, or exactly when, this tale begins. 


In the beginning there was the void and then there was form. It is described in Genesis.


"When God began to create heaven and earth - the earth being unformed and void, with darkness over the surface of the deep and a wind from God sweeping over the water - God said 'Let there be light' and there was light." (Jewish Publication Society translation from Genesis)


I am quite uncertain about how it all ends. Our prophets offer some veiled illusions,  but no conclusions. Some faiths of other peoples delve much more into such concepts of Apocalyptic End Times than our tradition. 


The middle is quite garbled. Most of our tale here is likely closer to the end than the beginning, but who knows? Es tut mir layd for a lack of greater clarity. 


Perhaps offering some context might be a soothing gesture. If I can actually provide context, perhaps that would prove to be useful to a reader. 


Our story of the Yidden on Planet Birobidzhan seems to  backtrack, ramble and twist in on itself. Our tale is full of doubt and uncertainty. 


That this is a story about Jews might be the reason for the rambling, a continuation on a trajectory that reaches back to the very beginning of time itself…or, at least to the earliest days of the Jewish People. Maybe that explains it. Maybe it doesn't. Ikh vis nisht. 


I suffer from a condition of nostalgia. I am dissatisfied with the present. I long for a better time. I have a nearly perpetual sense that my very existence is an anachronism. Maybe that explains it. Maybe it doesn't. Ikh vis nisht.


That certainly isn't an exclusively Jewish condition.  I think it is a widespread human phenomenon. Other individuals from other cultures have suffered with such. However, a state of nostalgia and displacement does seem particularly pervasive amongst the Yidden. 


As a people, we are very concerned about lineage.  Our Tanakh is full of instances of displaced lines of inheritance, periods of exile, and separation trauma. 


Brothers fought within wombs for dominance. Birthrights were traded for bowls of soup. Children were conceived through subterfuge and seduction. Moshe was raised by Pharaoh's daughter. Hadassah married the King of Persia. 


These sorts of plot twists repeat throughout our Tanakh.  The themes reappear amongst the Nations in barely camouflaged folk tales such as Hansel and Gretel, Snow White, and Cinderella. The  Roma fortune tellers developed Tarot Cards for the retelling and retooling of the Tanakh for those lacking a capacity for literacy. 


Perhaps our historical obsession with assurances of ethnicity derives from the obvious lack of lineage purity. We are,  after all, of many hues and physical types. 


We mirror this concern with our dietary laws that obsess on separations. It is true that we refrain, for instance, from mixing milk and meat. 


Many of the meals that we perceive as Jewish food all seem to borrow heavily from the sorts of foods eaten by our Russian, Polish and Ukrainian Gentile neighbors.  


We also tend to blend or mash our foods. Our kugel, gefilte fish, kneidelach, chopped liver, tzimmes and cholent all reflect our tendency to bring some order out of chaos, imitating, in a way, the act of Creation. Our foods are as mixed up as our bloodlines. 


So, wherever we migrated, we carried our burdens and contradictions with us.  We carried Eretz Yisrael with us into exile.  We returned from exile with the habits, values and customs of the Diaspora. 


This was our fate on Planet Earth. This is true on Planet Birobidzhan. This is true as we transit across galaxies. 


Es tut mir layd. 



Do you want to read more about Planet Birobidzhan? Here are all the installments so far, in the order that they were posted. Just click your way through the story!


1 On A Planet Safe for Yidden

https://21stcenturybogatyr.blogspot.com/2022/02/on-planet-safe-for-yidden.html


2 Yenne Velt: A History of Planet Birobidzhan

https://21stcenturybogatyr.blogspot.com/2022/02/yenne-velt-history-of-planet-birobidzhan.html


3 Another Globe, Perhaps?

https://21stcenturybogatyr.blogspot.com/2022/02/another-globe-perhaps.html


4 Bereshis: The Transport & Transformation of the Founders

http://21stcenturybogatyr.blogspot.com/2022/03/bereshis-transport-transformation-of.html


5 The Town of First Landing

https://21stcenturybogatyr.blogspot.com/2022/03/the-town-of-first-landing.html


6 A Personal History of an Early Settler on Planet Birobidzhan

http://21stcenturybogatyr.blogspot.com/2022/05/a-personal-history-of-early-settler-on.html


7 Chickens, Jews Harps & Cronyism

http://21stcenturybogatyr.blogspot.com/2022/07/cronyism.html


8 Dovid's Neshumeh

http://21stcenturybogatyr.blogspot.com/2022/07/dovids-neshumeh.html


9 The Octogenarian and the Youngster

http://21stcenturybogatyr.blogspot.com/2022/07/the-octogenarian-and-youngster.html


10 An Otherworldly Havdalah

https://21stcenturybogatyr.blogspot.com/2022/08/an-otherworldly-havdalah.html


11 The Courtship & Marriage of Bathseba

http://21stcenturybogatyr.blogspot.com/2022/08/the-courtship-marriage-of-bathseba.html


12 A Job, an Apartment & Two Honeymoons

http://21stcenturybogatyr.blogspot.com/2022/08/a-job-apartment-two-honeymoons.html


13 The Pathway Into the Stars

https://21stcenturybogatyr.blogspot.com/2022/08/the-pathway-into-stars.html


14 Abi Guzunt 

http://21stcenturybogatyr.blogspot.com/2022/08/abi-guzunt.html


15 A Dozen or So…

http://21stcenturybogatyr.blogspot.com/2022/10/a-dozen-or-so.html


16 Tamar's Sketchbook 

https://21stcenturybogatyr.blogspot.com/2022/11/tamars-sketchbook.html?m=1


17 An Apologetic Interlude in the Galactic Tale

https://21stcenturybogatyr.blogspot.com/2022/11/an-apologetic-interlude-in-galactic-tale.html?m=1


18 Tamar's Mushrooms 

https://21stcenturybogatyr.blogspot.com/2022/11/tamars-mushrooms.html?m=1


19 Intergalactic Travel Can Not Be Done on the Cheap

https://21stcenturybogatyr.blogspot.com/2022/12/intergalactic-travel-can-not-be-done-on.html?m=1


20 Unauthorized Fire on Planet Birobidzhan 

https://21stcenturybogatyr.blogspot.com/2022/12/unauthorized-fire-on-planet-birobidzhan.html?m=1


21 Tamar and the Klezmorim of Planet Birobidzhan

https://21stcenturybogatyr.blogspot.com/2022/12/tamar-and-klezmorim-of-planet.html


22 Heresy, Flimflam and Death 

https://21stcenturybogatyr.blogspot.com/2022/12/heresy-flimflam-and-death.html?m=1


23 On a Distant Planet, An Apartment in the City by the Sea

https://21stcenturybogatyr.blogspot.com/2023/01/on-distant-planet-apartment-in-city-by.html?m=1


24 The Girl with a Fiddle on Planet Birobidzhan 

https://21stcenturybogatyr.blogspot.com/2023/01/the-girl-with-fiddle-on-planet.html


25 Tamar and the Scholars of Planet Birobidzhan 

https://21stcenturybogatyr.blogspot.com/2023/01/tamar-and-scholars-of-planet-birobidzhan.html


26 The Tropics of Planet Birobidzhan 

https://21stcenturybogatyr.blogspot.com/2023/01/the-tropics-of-planet-birobidzhan.html


27 The Beaches and Coastal Shtetls of Planet Birobidzhan 

https://21stcenturybogatyr.blogspot.com/2023/01/the-beaches-and-coastal-shtetls-of.html


28 A Pre-launch Reunion 

https://21stcenturybogatyr.blogspot.com/2023/01/a-pre-launch-reunion.html


29 The Launch Was Imminent 

https://21stcenturybogatyr.blogspot.com/2023/01/the-launch-was-imminent.html


30 Liftoff Into the Unknown 

https://21stcenturybogatyr.blogspot.com/2023/01/liftoff-into-unknown.html


31 Across the Void, Down a Wormhole & Into the Snow

https://21stcenturybogatyr.blogspot.com/2023/01/across-void-down-wormhole-into-snow.html


32 Flourishing on Planet Shney 

https://21stcenturybogatyr.blogspot.com/2023/01/flourishing-on-planet-shney.html




Wednesday, January 25, 2023

Flourishing on Planet Shney

 

by Zvi Baranoff 

If the Hatikvah had orbited that planet in the winter, it is likely that it never would have landed. However, in very early summer, much of that world looked quite appealing. 

The air is good. The soil is fertile. There are extensive mineral deposits. There is an abundance of creatures similar to the beavers of Planet Earth with pelts that make excellent fur. There are large docile herds of a bovine sort whose flesh provides a high quality kosher meat. Wide swaths of this world are forests that offer up an abundance of lumber. 

There is much to love about this place. The first few months were enjoyable for everyone. 

The emigrants appreciated disembarking, having a change of scenery, and becoming pioneer settlers. The Hatikvah had the potential to shelter the emigrants but to become settlers required moving beyond the ship. 

A small shtot was designed and the first  houses were built. Extensive gardens were planted. Chicken coops were built. The sheep and goats were allowed to graze and seemed very happy to do so. 

Tamar had been self absorbed and socially awkward when she was aboard the Hatikvah. After the landing, however,  she came out of her shell, for a while.  

Tamar offered a new design for the mushroom cultivation facility and she oversaw the construction. This was built with hinged doors that made access easier. The transfer was made from the Hatikvah to the spacious structure that was built on the outer edge of the planned shtot. 

Once the facility was completed, Tamar kept a close observation of the growing until the first full cycle was completed. When the first harvest was done, Tamar packed her rucksack and her violin and headed off, tsufus and alone, into the uncharted wilderness of Planet Shney. 

When winter set in, the fortitude of the  settlers was sorely tested. The first year was very difficult. It was very hard for the Yidden from the temperate Planet Birobidzhan to adapt to the physical conditions of Planet Shney. 

But for the vastness of the void stretching outwards in all directions, these Yidden may have been inclined to reboard the Hatikvah and seek out a more comfortable place. Facing such a Hobson's choice of perhaps an endless search of space or making do, the emigrants from Planet Birobidzhan built for themselves and their children a flourishing existence from what was available on Planet Shney. 

All told, the trip from Planet Birobidzhan to Planet Shney took just under a decade, which is around half the traveling time of the Hatikvah's initial voyage two centuries earlier from Planet Earth to Planet Birobidzhan. 

During the decade of transit, Dovid tinkered with calculations and perfected designs to improve space travel. He came up with several innovations that could significantly reduce transit time and cut production costs, with certain caveats and considerations. 

The first winter, when Dovid was essentially snowed in on Planet Shney, he fine tuned his design to a point where he believed it was worthy of sharing. 

Dovid determined that a much smaller vehicle could be built that would need far less fuel for liftoff. Assuming that the vehicle could be refueled at its destination, far less fuel carrying capacity would be required. 

Dovid also calculated that food production and preparation space could be significantly reduced if passengers would rely on prepared vacuum sealed and dried meals. 

A smaller vehicle would travel quicker and more efficiently than a lumbering ship such as the Hatikvah. The vehicle that he envisioned would carry no more than one hundred passengers and ideally less. With a predetermined route, such a vehicle could be fully automated and need no pilot or technicians. 

According to Dovid's calculations, such a vehicle could be built on Planet Birobidzhan and the travel time to Planet Shney could be reduced to under five years. Of course, this presumed that there was interest on Planet Birobidzhan for travel to Planet Shney. 

The passengers would be charged for their transportation with the profits going towards reimbursement of the investors on Planet Birobidzhan. On the return voyage, the ship would carry trade goods, initially furs, to be sold on Planet Birobidzhan with those profits also returned to the earlier investors. 

Dovid prepared a drone ship for an unmanned excursion. The drone was programmed to land at the First Landing airport with a signal that would alert the Planet Birobidzhan Pilot Association on arrival. 

Dovid packed into the tiny vehicle an extensive description of Planet Shney, his completed design for the pared down transit vehicle, and his business proposal. He also included samples of the fine furs made from Planet Shney's beaver-like creatures. The drone was launched in early spring. 

Neither Perez nor Zerah showed much interest in academic pursuits. Both of the boys did seem to have an affinity and aptitude for caring for the sheep. 

Perez and Zerah liked being outdoors and were quite willing to sleep under the stars for days on end. The boys also had certain volatile and violent tendencies that could be channeled into protecting the sheep from the predators of Planet Shney. Being shepherds fit their temperament. 

Sometimes at night, while camping under the stars, the boys would hear soulful violin music wafting from a distance. On occasion, Tamar would approach their encampment and sit with her sons. 

When Tamar was inclined to talk, she would tell the boys about Baruch and Shmuli. Tamar would assure Perez and Zerah that their fathers were now learned rabbis on Planet Birobidzhan. Tamar would say that someday soon the rabbis Baruch and Shmuli will come to be with their sons. 

The Mushrooms of Planet Birobidzhan thrived on Planet Shney. The hinged doors of Tamar's newly designed growing facility gave the mushrooms a vector to the outside and the Mushrooms of Planet Birobidzhan took full advantage of the opportunity.  

The Mushrooms of Planet Birobidzhan were soon growing and rapidly reproducing in the woods on the edge of the shtot near the growing facility. The wind carried the spores and the mushrooms spread for many kilometers that first year on Planet Shney and much further in subsequent years. They grew very well in the dark  moisture of the forests that cover much of Planet Shney. 

Almost twelve years to the day after the Hatikvah had landed on Planet Shney, the first of the ships built to Dovid's specifications arrived on Planet Shney from Planet Birobidzhan. 

The door of the ship opened automatically and a gangplank lowered to allow the weary travelers to disembark. 

The first people off the ship were a pair of rabbis in their forties. They were immersed in a Halachic debate and apparently oblivious of their surroundings. They gesticulated wildly as they argued and their payos blew about in the wind. 

The rabbis paid scarce attention to this new world that they had landed on until the soulful sounds of a violin playing interrupted their Halachic argument. Baruch and Shmuli each stopped speaking in mid sentence as they looked about for the girl with the violin. 


This is not a Jewish story. It is, however, a story about Jews. One does not need to be Jewish to read this tale any more than one needs to be a Hobbit or an Elf to read Lord of the Rings. 


This story is a work of fiction. The setting for this tale is in the distant future, on the far away Planet Birobidzhan. This planet was settled by Jewish exiles from Planet Earth. 


The population of Planet Birobidzhan has been cut off from the Home Planet for a long  time. They have developed their own unique culture, traditions and linguistics. 


The language spoken on Planet Birobidzhan is primarily Yiddish. I have sprinkled a significant number of Yiddish words and phrases throughout the telling of the tale. I also refer to various Jewish religious and cultural touchstones. 

To make this story more accessible, I have included a glossary of words and phrases in Yiddish and Hebrew that are used as well as some explanations of religious terms and holidays. 

I hope that readers find  this to be useful.


The link to the Glossary is here:


https://21stcenturybogatyr.blogspot.com/2023/01/a-useful-guide-glossary-to-planet.html?m=1


פּלאַנעט ביראָבידזשאַן


Do you want to read more about Planet Birobidzhan? Here are all the installments so far, in the order that they were posted. Just click your way through the story!


1 On A Planet Safe for Yidden

https://21stcenturybogatyr.blogspot.com/2022/02/on-planet-safe-for-yidden.html


2 Yenne Velt: A History of Planet Birobidzhan

https://21stcenturybogatyr.blogspot.com/2022/02/yenne-velt-history-of-planet-birobidzhan.html


3 Another Globe, Perhaps?

https://21stcenturybogatyr.blogspot.com/2022/02/another-globe-perhaps.html


4 Bereshis: The Transport & Transformation of the Founders

http://21stcenturybogatyr.blogspot.com/2022/03/bereshis-transport-transformation-of.html


5 The Town of First Landing

https://21stcenturybogatyr.blogspot.com/2022/03/the-town-of-first-landing.html


6 A Personal History of an Early Settler on Planet Birobidzhan

http://21stcenturybogatyr.blogspot.com/2022/05/a-personal-history-of-early-settler-on.html


7 Chickens, Jews Harps & Cronyism

http://21stcenturybogatyr.blogspot.com/2022/07/cronyism.html


8 Dovid's Neshumeh

http://21stcenturybogatyr.blogspot.com/2022/07/dovids-neshumeh.html


9 The Octogenarian and the Youngster

http://21stcenturybogatyr.blogspot.com/2022/07/the-octogenarian-and-youngster.html


10 An Otherworldly Havdalah

https://21stcenturybogatyr.blogspot.com/2022/08/an-otherworldly-havdalah.html


11 The Courtship & Marriage of Bathseba

http://21stcenturybogatyr.blogspot.com/2022/08/the-courtship-marriage-of-bathseba.html


12 A Job, an Apartment & Two Honeymoons

http://21stcenturybogatyr.blogspot.com/2022/08/a-job-apartment-two-honeymoons.html


13 The Pathway Into the Stars

https://21stcenturybogatyr.blogspot.com/2022/08/the-pathway-into-stars.html


14 Abi Guzunt 

http://21stcenturybogatyr.blogspot.com/2022/08/abi-guzunt.html


15 A Dozen or So…

http://21stcenturybogatyr.blogspot.com/2022/10/a-dozen-or-so.html


16 Tamar's Sketchbook 

https://21stcenturybogatyr.blogspot.com/2022/11/tamars-sketchbook.html?m=1


17 An Apologetic Interlude in the Galactic Tale

https://21stcenturybogatyr.blogspot.com/2022/11/an-apologetic-interlude-in-galactic-tale.html?m=1


18 Tamar's Mushrooms 

https://21stcenturybogatyr.blogspot.com/2022/11/tamars-mushrooms.html?m=1


19 Intergalactic Travel Can Not Be Done on the Cheap

https://21stcenturybogatyr.blogspot.com/2022/12/intergalactic-travel-can-not-be-done-on.html?m=1


20 Unauthorized Fire on Planet Birobidzhan 

https://21stcenturybogatyr.blogspot.com/2022/12/unauthorized-fire-on-planet-birobidzhan.html?m=1


21 Tamar and the Klezmorim of Planet Birobidzhan

https://21stcenturybogatyr.blogspot.com/2022/12/tamar-and-klezmorim-of-planet.html


22 Heresy, Flimflam and Death 

https://21stcenturybogatyr.blogspot.com/2022/12/heresy-flimflam-and-death.html?m=1


23 On a Distant Planet, An Apartment in the City by the Sea

https://21stcenturybogatyr.blogspot.com/2023/01/on-distant-planet-apartment-in-city-by.html?m=1


24 The Girl with a Fiddle on Planet Birobidzhan 

https://21stcenturybogatyr.blogspot.com/2023/01/the-girl-with-fiddle-on-planet.html


25 Tamar and the Scholars of Planet Birobidzhan 

https://21stcenturybogatyr.blogspot.com/2023/01/tamar-and-scholars-of-planet-birobidzhan.html


26 The Tropics of Planet Birobidzhan 

https://21stcenturybogatyr.blogspot.com/2023/01/the-tropics-of-planet-birobidzhan.html


27 The Beaches and Coastal Shtetls of Planet Birobidzhan 

https://21stcenturybogatyr.blogspot.com/2023/01/the-beaches-and-coastal-shtetls-of.html


28 A Pre-launch Reunion 

https://21stcenturybogatyr.blogspot.com/2023/01/a-pre-launch-reunion.html


29 The Launch Was Imminent 

https://21stcenturybogatyr.blogspot.com/2023/01/the-launch-was-imminent.html


30 Liftoff Into the Unknown 

https://21stcenturybogatyr.blogspot.com/2023/01/liftoff-into-unknown.html


31 Across the Void, Down a Wormhole & Into the Snow

https://21stcenturybogatyr.blogspot.com/2023/01/across-void-down-wormhole-into-snow.html


32 Flourishing on Planet Shney 

https://21stcenturybogatyr.blogspot.com/2023/01/flourishing-on-planet-shney.html