- by Zvi Baranoff
We may be dazzled by the flag waving and the hand shaking and the document signing but a lot of multilateral and multilevel work went on behind the scene to bring us to this important historical moment.
Russia supplied a bevy of Russian call girls, highly trained in their profession. Dennis Rodman brought a couple of ounces of California's finest kush. China telecommunications firms assured world class quality phone service.
Of course, what clinched the deal was Donald Trump giving Kim the “best hand job ever” with promises of another session later on, according to White House insiders that would certainly know.
Details are still a little fuzzy but this is what we know so far:
Construction will begin soon on wonderful and glorious resorts in North Korea with high end condos and great golf courses and the most beautiful chocolate cake you have ever seen. The North Koreans assure that there is plenty of very reasonably priced labor sources at hand. While prison labor may not seem ideal at first glance, some see forced labor as a pathway to rehabilitation.
The North Korean regime has also offered to help the USA reform the American Prison System to eliminate waste and improve productivity in the often overlooked growth industry.